I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
lostheart95: summerdoodles: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: Sure, why not? ;) OF COURSE!
20 years from now
Daughter: I have a blog.
Me: Omg, I had a blog too when I was younger.
Daughter: What was it about?!
Husband: It was about me.
Me: Haha, yeah! Oh man, I'm so glad scientists invented a machine to make fictional characters real.
Real Definition: All countries.
Actual Definition: Korea, Japan, Singapore, Europe, a few countries in Asia, maybe 2 cities in America and nope, not you Canada. And what the fuck is an Australia?
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a...
Reblog if you actually like reading.
hogwartiansunited: Reblog if you’re a Ravenclaw on Pottermore!
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
You know what's fun? Adding "you idiot" to the end...
Here's some advice. Stay alive, you idiot.
Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people, you idiot.
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears, you idiot.
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true, here is the place where I love you, you idiot.
I'm more than just a piece in their Games, you idiot.
Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us, you idiots!
I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute, idiots!